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7 habits every Nigerian politician has number one will shock you!

Have you ever taken your time to think about those things politicians in Nigerian do that is no longer strange to you but is just like nursery rhyme that you can not do away with?
Below are 7 habits that most Nigerians can relate to politicians in the Nigeria .
1. Sirens in traffic
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This is very common among politicians in Nigerian, especially in traffic. Those
dreadful times in Lagos traffic, the last time you will want to hear is a nosily siren from a politician’s vehicle.
Regardless of how blocked the road is, all a politician mopol is concern with is how to blare their sirens for people to make way.
2. It takes forever to see a Nigerian politician
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The long queue you go through to see a Nigerian politician
When you try to get a meeting with a Nigerian politician, you can end up wasting your whole day at the waiting room. They form this busyness with the political responsibilities and how tight their schedule is.
3. Election bait
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The only time Nigerian politicians remember to give back to the society is when election is just few months away. That is when you observed that roads are fixed, school facilities are in good shape. This is also the time they begin to resurrect those abandoned projects so as to woo the heart of the electorates.
4. Election jingles
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Nigerian politicians get the best campaign jingles
Election campaign among Nigerian politician is a time to know whose election jingles is the favourite of the people. That is when their jingles are song like the national anthem on the social media just to create publicity.
Their jingles are just like a Nigerian telecom service provider slogan “Everywhere you go”.
5. Posters and billboards syndrome
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The campaign team of any Nigerian politician can choke you with posters and handbills during election rallies. You just discover all the walls and billboards are covered with political posters.
6. Honey coated propaganda
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Endless promises from Nigerian politicians
That moment at the campaign rally when Nigerian politician begins to promise the moon and stars just to get votes. This promises will only express this sarcastic look, like we haven’t been here before?
7. Short-lived friendship
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Nigerian politicians are only friends to the people before elections
A monkey likes a banana because the stomach needs to be satisfied so also is a Nigerian politician before election. You become best friends because of the votes they need to get them the political seat. Ironically, we are not fools oh, we know what it is.

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